As some of you may know, Jan Perry went a little too far in her attempt to prevent Zuma Dogg from delivering another round of public comment, after hammering her on the previous two comments -- so she immediately turned my mic down, when I had the floor and the clock was ticking...and it degenerated from there (just like Jan has). SO NOW, IT'S ON!! And Zuma Dogg is now going in some VERY UNCOMFORTABLE PLACES he chosen not to go before. But the gloves are off, and I am committed to DESTROYING the political futures of many of you.
I HAVE ALREADY SHOWN JAN PERRY, WITH ONE POST ABOUT HER, IT WOULD GO RIGHT TO THE TOP OF HER GOOGLE SEARCH (Jan-Perry) FOR HER MAYORAL CAMPAIGN. Take a look, here. So, that's less than 24 hours. Gonna be a LOOOOONG Zuma Dogg internet campaign to prevent "Erratic Jan" from ever taking over the city in the way she has been demonstrating this week.
SO HERE'S A LETTER I SENT TO SOMEONE AT CITY HALL THAT SUMS UP THE WHOLE SITUATION AND WHAT IS TO COME INSIDE COUNCIL CHAMBERS. (Check ZD's blog postings for the precursor. YIKES, is it gonna be uncomfortable (FOR THEM) next time ZD speaks from the podium. Cardenas might have to have people shoot through my window. (Please use a siliencer. Don't wanna wake up the neighbors.) Alright, enough easy comedy...here's the letter meant only for ONE person inside City Hall. (NO, not YOU Grieg Smith, you defeated loser of the century!):
Oh no...we were standing there saying how all is well, and you want to see a lot of good out of me...and then the "Jan" incident.
You know it takes a certain kind of energy to drive a guy to do what I have just done over the past four years, and it ain't the easiest energy to deal with. The THOUSANDS of people who have been my own spiritual intervention REALLY HAS changed me in a good way, that helps balance the other energy, and keeps me happy in hard circumstances.
And unfortunately, for some of the other councilmembers, they are going to find out that ZD HAS been MUCH MORE WARM AND FUZZY THAN HE NEEDED TO BE...I enjoy a certain nice tone, BELIEVE ME...I LOVE a nice tone, where Herb is slappin' me on the back saying, "Hi, ZD" or Huizar comes over for some fun warm & fuzzy...
BUT JAN REALLY CROSSED THE LINE IN MY OPINION, AND IT REALLY HAS PISSED ME OFF, ROUND THE CLOCK...including 3am, 4am...and ALL DAY SUNDAY.
So that's the "activist energy within" that has driven me all along, so I want to say, ONLY BECAUSE OF THE STUFF YOU SAID ON FRIDAY, I wanna let you know, "sorry," ZD IS CHOOSING THE "UGLY" ROUTE that all my fan base LOVES so much anyway. They don't care about pension money or REAP...but BUST HERB WESSON FOR SMOKING ON THE BALCONY, and they'll LOVE ME. So if ZD can't have public comment cause of Jan, Herb can't stand outside all meeting smoking (cause when you are OUTSIDE, as in OUTSIDE WITH THE TREES, your name must be removed from the quorum roster.)
SO ZD IS GOING TO BE GOING "THERE" NOW...and I could have been all along...like
BUSTING GRIEG SMITH for using a handicap placard to park. And all the other stuff I have chosen NOT to focus on. I WANT TO MAKE IT SO GOSH DAMN UNCOMFORTABLE THAT WHEN I WALK TO THE PODIUM, THE PRESIDING COUNCILMEMBER PUTS DUCT TAPE ON THEIR OWN MOUTH SO THEY DON'T DARE INTERRUPT ME!
You told me I AM a valuable activist, so wanted to let you know, I am NOT off the deep end...just being strategic.
I DO feel this "code of conduct" thing is WAY over the line, and I'm not letting arrogant, smug assholes like Garcetti and ESPECIALLY crack-pipe bumped lip JAN PERRY COMPLETELY STEAL FREE SPEECH LIKE COMMUNISM!
So as much as I hate it...and I DO hate making it about 1st Amendment...I like to talk about pension losses and waste and all that...BUT FIRST AMENDMENT PROBLEMS IN CHAMBERS IS THE BIGGEST ISSUE, BECAUSE IT PUTS THE REST OF MY ACTIVISM AT RISK WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN SPIT OUT A FUCKING SENTENCE WITHOUT THAT CORRUPT CRACK HEAD BEHAVING ERRATICALLY AND VIOLATING STATE AND FEDERAL LAW, CAUSE SHE FUCKING FEELS LIKE IT!
Alright, y'all...just wanted to let you know I love you for life, cause you're a good guy...I can TELL YOU, A HELL of a lot of people across the city NOW see it in you...so just sit back and enjoy the comedy stylings of Zuma Dogg in the spirit of Andy Kaufman.