New L.A. City News Online News Source - LACityNews.com [Bookmark Page Now!]

It's the domain name that says what it is: http://LACityNews.com.

L.A.'s online only news source for articles, photos, videos and podcasts about the the City of Los Angeles as they come across the wire -- updated throughout the day and night (including weekends).

Bookmark this page now. With L.A. City Hall working five days a week on the BUDGET EMERGENCY, this site was created to allow you to monitor it all as it breaks on an easy to use site.

No hype, no hoops. All links take you directly to the full original article.

Here's what came across the wire today on a "slow news Sunday":

1. Judges rule in favor of LA. Port's plan to require all independent truckers to become employees of approved companies. http://ow.ly/1cDjR 14 minutes ago via HootSuite
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2. LA TIMES: Villaraigosa considers a carbon surcharge for DWP customers. http://ow.ly/1cD7Z (Town Hall Meetings, Every Sunday in April 1pm!) 38 minutes ago via HootSuite
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3. NOT FIRE & POLICE?: Did someone really say in Daily News article, "When it comes to budget cuts, libraries should 'be the last resort.'?" about 1 hours ago via HootSuite
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4. DAILY NEWS REPORT: "A Sad Chapter For Los Angeles" (on building libraries to close them and more budget effects). - http://ow.ly/1cCKd about 1 hours ago via HootSuite
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5. BUDGETLA VIDEO - Meeting w Jane Usher & Larry Frank. (For those of you who can't get enough budget meetings. Why not?) http://ow.ly/1cm2O about 4 hours ago via HootSuite
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6. RT @BudgetLA: Council Gives $12 Million In Special Funds to the Emergency Reserve http://bit.ly/9lv5WZ about 5 hours ago via HootSuite
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7. L.A. CITY NEWS: L.A.'s "online only" news source. No hype, no hoops. Every link goes directly to full original story. No multiple clicks. about 5 hours ago via HootSuite
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8. Los Angeles NFL Plans on Hold? Organizers still want NFL team in LA by 2011. (Aerosmith is singing "Dream On" to that!) http://ow.ly/1clTa about 5 hours ago via HootSuite
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9. RT @ktlanewsdesk: Monster Pothole Eats Tires On 101 Freeway http://tiny.cc/GDW9a This pothole story not to be confused with next one below. about 8 hours ago via HootSuite
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10. 4-ft pothole closes downtown freeway. Motorists stuck while repaired. (Imagine when money runs out to fix potholes.) http://bit.ly/ceCybJ about 8 hours ago via HootSuite
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11. ACTIVISTS: Mark SUNDAY APRIL 4th @ 1PM on calendar so you can help with the L.A. City News TOWN HALL: "The Arena" at Hollywood & Las Palmas. about 9 hours ago via HootSuite
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12. CITY HALL BUDGET COVERAGE: Kevin James on KRLA 870 AM/Los Angeles. Listen to full segments from Fri. with one click here: http://ow.ly/1cdwn about 9 hours ago via HootSuite
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13. CONTROLLER WENDY GREUEL commissioned study on privatization. LA CITY NEWS hears it says, "privatization results in city paying subsidies." about 10 hours ago via HootSuite
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14. Welcome to DAY 1 of http://LACityNews.com! A lot more stories will be flowing through this feed on Monday. Sunday is slow news day. about 11 hours ago via HootSuite
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15. CITY ATTORNEY TRUTANICH: Read about THIS public safety hazard at Meruelo Maddux UNION LOFTS in Jan Perry's district - http://ow.ly/1ccxS about 11 hours ago via HootSuite
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16. COUNCIL MEETINGS: Fri: http://ow.ly/1cct3 Thur: http://ow.ly/1cctc Wed: http://ow.ly/1cctw, Tue: http://ow.ly/1cctV Mon: http://ow.ly/1ccu5 about 11 hours ago via HootSuite
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17. L.A. City News: Your online only news source. about 11 hours ago via HootSuite
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18. Illegal Hollywood-Highland sign. "Paramount did it," says DreamWorks. Here's the picture from @MichaelLinder. http://twitpic.com/15sx1n about 11 hours ago via HootSuite
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19. RT @michaellinder: Venice valet steals street. Cone-crazy valet seizes a block of Abbot Kinney Blvd for Hal's Bar & Grill. http://linder.com about 12 hours ago via HootSuite
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20. Businessman held on $1-million bail for erecting 8-story supergraphic at Hollywood and Highland: http://bit.ly/bbpFYC about 14 hours ago via HootSuite

Check back on Monday and throughout the week, because we are all expecting a lot of comedy and drama out of City Hall this week, month and year. LACityNews.com.

L.A. CITY NEWS TOWN HALL: 1pm every Sunday in April at "The Arena" (1625 N Las Palmas & Hollywood Blvd) Bring people!

IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO LOS ANGELES CITY ATTORNEY Regarding City Council's (NEW) Daily BROWN ACT Violations ($$$)

[Pictured: Zuma Dogg's lawsuit award amount driver-upper, L.A. City Attorney Dion O'Connell. HE'S SMAT! Not like everybody says!]

We all know Los Angeles City Council has a bad habit of violating STATE & FEDERAL LAW in all areas of the law, but no more so than with the STATE BROWN ACT regarding the public comment portion of the council meetings.

Eric Garcetti, Jan Perry & DENNIS ZINE'S new scam is to DENY any and all public comment cards once the agenda item has been called. But again, DUMMY DION O'CONNELL and his high and mighty son of Gil Garcetti (and now even Bernard Parks) have made it QUITE CLEAR...L.A. City Council Chambers operate under their own set of laws.

MAYBE SISSY BOY & HIS LOW-READING COMPREHENSION CITY ATTORNEY DUMMY O'CONNELL forgot to read THIS PART from a District Attorney Steve Cooley ruling to Beverly Hills Shitty Clowncil:

Government Code Section 54954.3 states:
a) Every agenda for regular meetings shall provide an opportunity for members of the public to directly address the legislative body on any item of interest to the public, before or duing the legislative body's consideration of the item, that is within the subject matter jurisdiction of the legislative body, provided that no action shall be taken on any item not appearing on the agenda unless the action is otherwise authorized by subdivision (b) of Section 54954.2. However, the agenda need not provide an opportunity for members of the public to address the legislative body on any item that has already been considered by a committee, composed exclusively of members of the legislative body, at a public meeting wherein all interested members of the public were afforded the opportunity to address the committee on the item, before or during the committee's consideration of the item, unless the item has been substantially changed since the committee heard the item, as determined by the legislative body. Every notice for a special meeting shall provide an opportunity for members of the public to directly address the legislative body concerning any item that has been described in the notice for the meeting before or during consideration of that item.

REMEMBER: Matt Dowd & Zuma Dogg CURRENTLY have a FEDERAL LAWSUIT on this matter of public comment "code of conduct" and enforcements of non-laws in violation of real ones....AND, Zuma Dogg, Matt Dowd and Michael Hunt have ALL been denied public comment over this issue of, "we have already started discussion of the item and are not taking any more cards." YOUR BAD...OUR GOOD FORTUNE!

Love Notes From L.A. Council's JOSE HUIZAR on City Blackberry DURING Council Meeting. (Are those lovey dovey messages from your WIFE, or a MISTRESS?)

• [PICTURED: L.A. City Councilman JOSE HUIZAR's Blackberry. Look at the LOVE messages flying back and forth DURING THE COUNCIL MEETING. That makes it "fair game"on ZD's watch, y'all! Are those, "I luv U" and "Hi Beautiful" and "Why R U lonely" messages from your WIFE? (How sweet after all these years.) "LONELY?" Didn't your wife just see you in the morning a couple hours ago? Looks like "mistress talk" if you aks me! Jose called me after I posted this to say he felt it was over the line. I took it down, then. THANKS TO JAN PERRY, I PUT IT BACK UP! "Please hold my tyme!"] Anyway, Councilmembers, make your personal booty calls AFTER the meetings!
  

KTLA 's LU PARKER Going LIVE at 10pm About Serial Arsonist...L.A. Mayor Antonio VIllaraigosa to bring his OWN Heat To Lu Parker at 11pm!) - TWITTER

1. How COULD I?: Goodness gracious, how CAN he talk about her madame president, that way. THE PIG DROVE DOWNTOWN INTO GROUND w YOUR CRA MONEY! 4 minutes ago via HootSuite
2. MAYOR JAN PERRY: Already converted to Judaism. Maybe you can go to Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon and skin bleacher to complete process. 8 minutes ago via HootSuite
3. JAN PERRY FOR MAYOR?: Washington, D.C. had crackhead Mayor Marion Berry. Why can't L.A. have crackhead mayor, too? We're just as good as DC! 10 minutes ago via HootSuite
4. Ha cha cha cha, I got a MILLION of them L.A. City Council. Don't you wish CRACKHEAD kept her dirty pig trap SHUT, now? Only 1st 72hrs! OUCH! 11 minutes ago via HootSuite
5. KTLA's LU PARKER going LIVE @ 10pm on Santa Monica serial arsonist. L.A. Mayor Antonio VIllaraigosa brings his own HEAT to Lu Parker @ 11pm! 13 minutes ago via HootSuite
6. Zuma Dogg's L.A. Daily Blog - ranked #1 on Blog Net News 12 Week ranker of "Most Influential News Blogs" in STATE of California. THE HEAT! 18 minutes ago via HootSuite
7. PEOPLE SEEM TO LOVE "Zuma Dogg versus JAN PERRY" ZD blog hits have TRIPLED over the weekend & today on Blog Net News ranker. RECORD LEVELS! 18 minutes ago via HootSuite
8. Hey JEWISH JAN PERRY, them folks on the WESTSIDE don't take to kindly to you RAIDING their CRA money for GRAND AVE PROJECT! PLUS, AEG LIVE! 20 minutes ago via HootSuite
9. Now that David Saltsburg has 30 council days off, he can spend it on the WESTSIDE alerting community about damage JEWISH JAN PERRY has done! 21 minutes ago via HootSuite
10. David Saltsburg will be spending the next 30 council days undoing any inroads PR JEWISH JAN PERRY may have been trying to make on Westside. 22 minutes ago via HootSuite
11. Sorry for harsh treatment Dion O'Connell, but it's been YOUR MOUTH taking away MY PROTECTED RIGHTS so, "FUCK IT!" YOU ARE PART OF WAR ON ZD! 27 minutes ago via HootSuite
12. SORRY I had to throw my amigo Dion O'Connell under the bus so hard. That's the stuff that makes Council feel REALLY BAD. Collateral Damage. 30 minutes ago via HootSuite
13. ERIC GARCETTI, you blamed your ETHICS VIOLATION on your mommy...maybe you can blame L.A. City Bankruptcy under your watch on her, too, hero! 40 minutes ago via HootSuite
14. SORRY CITY HALL...NEW Westwood Blog picks up on Zuma Dogg's LIVE Video Stream by syndicating ZD LIVE FEED! Spreading! - http://ow.ly/1abRH 42 minutes ago via HootSuite
15. Wanna bet KTLA's LU PARKER wouldn't have even wasted her spit to say, "NO" to Antonio if he weren't Mayor. What's HER hang up? Daddy issues? 45 minutes ago via HootSuite
16. HEY KTLA'S LU PARKER: Does all that wine the mayor drinks affect his "performance" in bed, too? Or is he REALLY Mayor VIAGRAiosa? Ooh Lu la! about 1 hour ago via HootSuite
17. @Villaraigosa wants workers to give back 15% of salary. City wants Antonio to cut back on his wine consumption by same amount! HE'S DRUNK! about 1 hour ago via HootSuite
18. HEY KTLA'S LU PARKER: Does Antonio @Villaraigosa make you stay away from high heels on dates, or does he just wear his ELEVATOR SHOES? about 1 hour ago via HootSuite
19. TWITTER UPDATES: L.A. Council Declares WAR on Zuma Dogg, so ZUMA DOGG Declares WAR on Council (AND IS MAKING IT PER... http://ow.ly/16DLaF about 1 hour ago via HootSuite
20. Wonder if ELEVATOR-SHOE wearing Antonio Villaraigosa has called DIRTY PIG JAN PERRY to see why ZD is on WARPATH! NOT DONE WITH YOU, CHUMP! about 1 hour ago via HootSuite
21. LIKE YOUR RENT ESCROW (REAP) PROGRAM: Zuma Dogg gave you ADVANCE NOTICE if you FUCKED with my mic, THIS would happen. STRATEGIC! See Sun-Tzu about 1 hours ago via HootSuite
22. After emails I sent TIM LEWIEKIE, I can almost ASSURE you he was on the phone with his dirty whore JAN PERRY to see what this is all about! about 1 hours ago via HootSuite
23. L.A. City Councilman? RICHARD ALARCON owns NOTHING and his "girlfriend" owns all the property. Guess we know who wears pants in HIS house!

PRESS RELEASE: AEG Worldwide's TIM LEWIEKIE and Los Angeles City Councilmember Jan Perry Announce Details

The details are that AEG Worldwide TIM LEWIEKIE is the BIG PIMP and Los Angeles City Councilmember "ERRATIC" JAN PERRY is his street whore, doing his DIRTY WORK, with his DIRTY STREET WHORE. (Those AREN'T crack-pipe bumps on her bottom lip.) HEY TIM, the streets of Los Angeles is not your corporate HOE STROLL to have your street whore, Councilmember "ERRATIC" JAN PERRY puts the Charter on HOLD, allowing you to turn the streets and sidewalks into your own private media circus WHERE YOU CHARGED MEDIA CREWS FOR ACCESS TO THE CITY STREETS???? (PIMP!) AND NOW...TO THOSE WHO WORK AT AEG WORLDWIDE WHO WANT TO HEAR MORE "INSIDE POLITICS" OF TIM LEWIWKIE and his councilwhore Jan Perry...watch this video!

NEW VIDEO: Zuma Dogg HITS L.A. CITY COUNCIL WHERE IT HURTS...Zuma Dogg Gets PERSONAL, and drags Tim "Little Dickie" Lewiekie INTO THE BLOG FRAY

Since L.A. City Council decided to crack down on Zuma Dogg's FREE SPEECH like an elephant stampede at the crack-pipe bumped lip mouth of Los Angeles Mayoral Candidate JAN PERRY -- ZUMA DOGG IS SHOWING COUNCIL HE IS WILLING TO UP THE ANTE WITH SOME PERSONAL GEMS ABOUT YOU SHADY FUCKERS THAT I HAVE NOT BEEN MENTIONING TO THE PUBLIC. But since you have now COMPLETELY STEPPED OVER THE FREE SPEECH LINE, in a move out of Sun-Tzu, "Art of War," I AM TAKING THE WARFARE BATTLE TO THE NEXT LEVEL. So remember Antonio Villaraigosa, his good, good friend HERB WESSON, Grieg Smith, Ed Reyes Dennis Zine, Eric Garcetti and Shitty Attorney Dion O'Connell...sorry Zuma Dogg had to throw you under bus so hard...you like to be considered ONE BODY, so you are all the same to me...INFERIOR, LOW-CHARACTER LOSERS...so if you don't like what I am saying about you in this video...BLAME JAN. She thinks the DOWNTOWN STREETS are her own to dictate over...BUT THE GREEDY, DIRTY WHORE FOR (who is DIRTY AS FUCK, and is also a greedy, dirty PIG, you greedy, dirty pig TIM "LITTLE DICKIE" LEWIEKIE! And I'm just getting started.

LA WEEKLY: Does JAN PERRY Have a WESTSIDE Problem (Westside Political Insiders Express DISSATISFACTION With Greedy Councilmember Perry)

From LA Weekly

[L.A. City Councilmember Jan Perry]

Does Jan Perry Have A Westside Problem?

By Dennis Romero, Monday, Feb. 15 2010

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Categories: community, election, politics

​At a Westside fundraiser for the reelection of California Secretary of State Debra Bowen Sunday, several people walked away as Los Angeles City Councilwoman Jan Perry held court to introduce Bowen, a source who was at the event tells LA Weekly.

Most of those people quietly returned as Bowen took the metaphorical spotlight at a private residence -- a sign of some dissatisfaction with the downtown councilwoman even among her local party compatriots. Perry is widely believed to be headed for a run for mayor of Los Angeles. But some on the Westside, our source says, see her as too cozy with developers. "She has been in the past very dismissive of Westside interests," our source said.

The incident at the event co-sponsored by the West L.A. Democratic Club could forecast an uphill battle for Perry if she's serious about becoming mayor. Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa's bedrock constituency was the liberal, eco-conscious and heavily Jewish vote of the Westside.

Perry has long been cozy with mega-developer Anschutz Entertainment Group: She defended having the city spend $3.2 million in policing for its Michael Jackson memorial show at Staples Center last year. And, our source notes, she has been accused of advocating for billboards along the Santa Monica Freeway at a time when many residents were disgusted with billboard plight in the city.

The perception of Perry among some Westside Democrats is that "she's carrying water for the big dogs," our source said. She's nothing but a greedy whore for the big downtown development pimps.

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Jan Perry Fails To Silence Zuma Dogg (Hey, DIRTY PIG: other BLOGGERS now picking up on your fuck up - ALREADY COSTING YOU JEWISH VOTES FOR MAYOR)

Hey Jan Perry you greedy, dirty pig. Don't you know dirty pigs are not kosher, and looks like you public comment debacle on Friday is already being picked up by other bloggers -- and apparantly, they are saying you may have BLOWN your JEWISH vote when you run for mayor. You are a dirty pig Jan Perry, and that is not kosher. And neither is your performance as Councilmember.

"The Jewish Journal recently published an interview with Perry where she explained that she was Jewish, having converted to the religion some 20 years previously. Her explanation was doubtless intended to suggest that Perry will be a good Mayor to the Jewish community, but given her behavior towards Saltsburg, it could backfire."

DID YOU HAVE A NICE WEEKEND, JAN. You have a lot of reading to catch up with, and I'm just getting started with you, you greedy, dirty pig!

Jan Perry Fails to Silence Zuma Dogg

2010 February 22

by pershingsquare

If there’s one person in the Los Angeles City Council who best exemplifies all that is wrong in our City as well as all that is wrong in politics today, it is Councilwoman Jan Perry.

The woman simply has no shame, none whatsoever. She shamelessly panders to AEG’s big bucks when it comes to allowing the City to bankroll their Michael Jackson parade, and worse, she openly flaunts the law when she makes ‘exceptions’ for AEG’s billboards.

With Perry openly campaigning to be the next Mayor of Los Angeles, you have to wonder why the winner of the Mayor Sam Blog’s Political Ass Clown of the Year 2009 couldn’t have shown a little more restraint when faced with hostile public comment last week.

It seems that Perry stampeded all over former 2009 Mayoral Candidate David Saltsburg, aka Zuma Dogg, during public comment in Council Chambers. Saltsburg was commenting on Perry’s motion to fire 4,000 City employees when Perry ordered the microphone to be cut off, bringing Saltsburg’s comments to an untimely end.

If, indeed, Jan Perry did unduly silence Saltsburg she may well have violated the Brown Act, as a recent report into similar actions by the Mayor of Carson would seem to indicate.

Although Saltsburg has a reputation of being a gadfly and irritant to certain Los Angeles City Councilmembers, cutting off comments that criticize decisions of the City Council could be seen as a sign of intemperance on the part of Perry, who has been trying to build bridges to the powerful Westside Jewish community in support of her Mayoral aspirations. The Jewish Journal recently published an interview with Perry where she explained that she was Jewish, having converted to the religion some 20 years previously. Her explanation was doubtless intended to suggest that Perry will be a good Mayor to the Jewish community, but given her behavior towards Saltsburg, it could backfire.

If Perry though she could silence Saltsburg by cutting off the microphone, she’s in for a surprise. Saltsburg has vowed to flood the internet with anti-Perry comments to such an extent that any Google search will show negative stories about Perry’s past.

GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU GREEDY, DIRTY PIG JAN PERRY! I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED WITH YOU, BITCH! GONNA FUCK YOU UP JUST FOR SPORT, BITCH!

PENSIONGATE UPDATE: Why Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa May Have An ANDREW CUOMO Problem (Will Investigation Tie To L.A. City Hall?)

To quickly recap: Zuma Dogg blogged about "Wetherly Capital" (Placement Agents) and unraveled a pension pilfer scheme that ended up with a New york Attorney Investigation into the matter. Los Angeles mayor Antonio Villaraigosa's PERSONAL PENSION APPOINTEE Kelly Candee stepped down amid controversy -- and "Untouchable" Elliot "Ness' Broidy not only had to step down, but he ended up with his pee-pee in a Chinese finger trap -- and plead GUILTY AS O.J.!

Meanwhile, Villaraigosa's pension commission appointees went on to lose a municipal-crippling BILLIONS in shady and risky "alternative investments" on Wall Street.

On February 2, 2010 (THIS MONTH) NY AG Andrew Cuomo presented his indictment of Wetherly Capital to it's principals Dan Weinstien and Vicky Schiff (two names you read about on ZD's blogs, WAY BEFORE the investigation hit)...for them to sign (along with forking over a million dollars to pay back the New York State pension fund and for attorney general office fees to investigate their ass.

NOW, by signing this "AGREEMENT" with Cuomo's office, Dan & Vicky stay out of jail -- and as long as they are good boys and girls...won't have to worry about the BILLIONS THEY BILKED OUT OF GENERAL FUNDS ACROSS THE COUNTRY!

THE REST OF YOU...not so fast. Here are some excerpts from the 24 page Cuomo document that shows how all of Wetherly Capital documents and records (and cooperation) is required for any ongoing investigation.

SO WE KNOW THAT VILLARAIGOSA IMMEDIATELY APPOINTED WETHERLY CAPITAL'S LONG-TIME COUNSEL WILLIAM H. JACKSON, Esquire as HEAD of the CRA (shady as it gets) -- and Elliot Broidy and Kelly "Sweet" Candee to the pension commission. THEN ALL KINDS OF PENSION MONEY WAS FUNNELED INTO "ALTERNATIVE INVESTMENTS" on Wall Street that went belly up and city lost municipal decimating BILLIONS on the stock market (phony LLC's).

The 24 page Cuomo indictment chronicles the entire scheme, detailing all the shady angles (including flat-out, complete fraudulent, 100% lies) on the pension money pilfer process.

BUT HERE'S WHY ANTONIO VILLARAIOGSA, ARI SWILLER, RON BURKLE, RICHARD "DICK" ZIMAN (it's ZEE-man!) are all squatting adobe bricks: (You don't get served Lu Parker and expensive wine in FEDERAL PRISON, Antonio!)

EXCERPT:

48. Except in an action by the Attorney General to enforce the obligations of Wetherly in this Assurance or in the event of termination of this Assurance by the Attorney General, neither this Assurance nor any acts performed or documents executed in furtherance of this Assurance: (a) may be deemed or used as an admission of, or evidence of, the validity of any alleged wrongdoing, liability or lack of wrongdoing or liability [IN OTHER WORDS, anything Cuomo uses in the future cannot and will not be used against THEM."]; or

(b) may be deemed or used as an admission of or evidence of any such alleged fault or omission of Wetherly in any civil, criminal or administrative proceeding in any court, administrative or other tribunal. This Assurance shall not confer any rights upon persons or entities who are not a party to this Assurance. [SAME THING: Won't be used against them...BUT, does NOT APPLY to anyone else besides Dan & Vicky of Wetherly. THE REST OF YOU...not so fast!]

49. Wetherly has fully and promptly cooperated in the Investigation, shall continue to do so (investigation still ongoing, Antonio?), and shall use its best efforts to ensure that all the current and former officers, directors, trustees, agents, members, partners and employees of Wetherly (and any of Wetherly's parent companies, subsidiaries or affiliates) cooperate fully and promptly with the Attorney General in any pending or subsequently initiated investigation, litigation or other proceeding relating to the subject matter of the Assurance. Such cooperation shall include, without limitation, and on a best efforts basis:

a. Production, voluntarily and without service of a subpoena, upon the request of the Attorney General, of all documents or other tangible evidence requested by the Attorney General, and any compilations or summaries of information or data that the Attorney General requests that Wetherly (or Wetherly's parent companies, subsidiaries or affiliates) prepare, except to the extent such production would require the disclosure information protected by the attorney-client and/or work product privileges;

b. Without the necessity of a subpoena, having the current (and making all reasonable efforts to cause the former) officers, directors, trustees, agents, members, partners and employees of Wetherly (and of Wetherly's parent companies, subsidiaries or affiliates) attend any Proceedings (as hereinafter defined) in New York State or elsewhere at which the presence of any such persons is requested by the Attorney General and having such current (and making all reasonable efforts to cause the former) officers, directors, trustees, agents, members, partners and employees answer any and all inquiries that may be put by the Attorney General to any of the them at any proceedings or otherwise; "Proceedings" include, but are not limited to, any meetings, interviews, depositions, hearings, trials, grand jury proceedings or other proceedings;

c. Fully, fairly and truthfully disclosing all information and producing all records and other evidence in its possession, custody or control (or the
possession, custody or control of Wetherly's parent companies, subsidiaries or affiliates) relevant to all inquiries made by the Attorney General concerning the subject matter of the Assurance, except to the extent such inquiries call for the disclosure of information protected by the attorney-client and/or work product privileges; and

d. Making outside counsel reasonably available to provide comprehensive presentations concerning any internal investigation relating to all matters in the Assurance and to answer questions, except to the extent such presentations call for the disclosure of information protected by the attorney-client and/or work product privileges.

I GUESS THAT'S HOW YOU MAKE PEOPLE SING, WITHOUT MOVING THEIR LIPS. Let's hope they didn't shred too much of the juicy stuff and that Cuomo sent it over to CA AG Jerry Brown. Zuma Dogg heard about seven months ago that the proper authories had the information in hand. We'll see.

Zuma Dogg's SEMI-APOLOGY for "Going UGLY" on Villaraigosa & City Council Over Jan Perry's CORRUPT & ERRATIC Behavior As Councilmember

As some of you may know, Jan Perry went a little too far in her attempt to prevent Zuma Dogg from delivering another round of public comment, after hammering her on the previous two comments -- so she immediately turned my mic down, when I had the floor and the clock was ticking...and it degenerated from there (just like Jan has). SO NOW, IT'S ON!! And Zuma Dogg is now going in some VERY UNCOMFORTABLE PLACES he chosen not to go before. But the gloves are off, and I am committed to DESTROYING the political futures of many of you.

I HAVE ALREADY SHOWN JAN PERRY, WITH ONE POST ABOUT HER, IT WOULD GO RIGHT TO THE TOP OF HER GOOGLE SEARCH (Jan-Perry) FOR HER MAYORAL CAMPAIGN. Take a look, here. So, that's less than 24 hours. Gonna be a LOOOOONG Zuma Dogg internet campaign to prevent "Erratic Jan" from ever taking over the city in the way she has been demonstrating this week.

SO HERE'S A LETTER I SENT TO SOMEONE AT CITY HALL THAT SUMS UP THE WHOLE SITUATION AND WHAT IS TO COME INSIDE COUNCIL CHAMBERS. (Check ZD's blog postings for the precursor. YIKES, is it gonna be uncomfortable (FOR THEM) next time ZD speaks from the podium. Cardenas might have to have people shoot through my window. (Please use a siliencer. Don't wanna wake up the neighbors.) Alright, enough easy comedy...here's the letter meant only for ONE person inside City Hall. (NO, not YOU Grieg Smith, you defeated loser of the century!):

Dear,

Oh no...we were standing there saying how all is well, and you want to see a lot of good out of me...and then the "Jan" incident.

You know it takes a certain kind of energy to drive a guy to do what I have just done over the past four years, and it ain't the easiest energy to deal with. The THOUSANDS of people who have been my own spiritual intervention REALLY HAS changed me in a good way, that helps balance the other energy, and keeps me happy in hard circumstances.

And unfortunately, for some of the other councilmembers, they are going to find out that ZD HAS been MUCH MORE WARM AND FUZZY THAN HE NEEDED TO BE...I enjoy a certain nice tone, BELIEVE ME...I LOVE a nice tone, where Herb is slappin' me on the back saying, "Hi, ZD" or Huizar comes over for some fun warm & fuzzy...

BUT JAN REALLY CROSSED THE LINE IN MY OPINION, AND IT REALLY HAS PISSED ME OFF, ROUND THE CLOCK...including 3am, 4am...and ALL DAY SUNDAY.

So that's the "activist energy within" that has driven me all along, so I want to say, ONLY BECAUSE OF THE STUFF YOU SAID ON FRIDAY, I wanna let you know, "sorry," ZD IS CHOOSING THE "UGLY" ROUTE that all my fan base LOVES so much anyway. They don't care about pension money or REAP...but BUST HERB WESSON FOR SMOKING ON THE BALCONY, and they'll LOVE ME. So if ZD can't have public comment cause of Jan, Herb can't stand outside all meeting smoking (cause when you are OUTSIDE, as in OUTSIDE WITH THE TREES, your name must be removed from the quorum roster.)

SO ZD IS GOING TO BE GOING "THERE" NOW...and I could have been all along...like
BUSTING GRIEG SMITH for using a handicap placard to park. And all the other stuff I have chosen NOT to focus on. I WANT TO MAKE IT SO GOSH DAMN UNCOMFORTABLE THAT WHEN I WALK TO THE PODIUM, THE PRESIDING COUNCILMEMBER PUTS DUCT TAPE ON THEIR OWN MOUTH SO THEY DON'T DARE INTERRUPT ME!

You told me I AM a valuable activist, so wanted to let you know, I am NOT off the deep end...just being strategic.

I DO feel this "code of conduct" thing is WAY over the line, and I'm not letting arrogant, smug assholes like Garcetti and ESPECIALLY crack-pipe bumped lip JAN PERRY COMPLETELY STEAL FREE SPEECH LIKE COMMUNISM!

So as much as I hate it...and I DO hate making it about 1st Amendment...I like to talk about pension losses and waste and all that...BUT FIRST AMENDMENT PROBLEMS IN CHAMBERS IS THE BIGGEST ISSUE, BECAUSE IT PUTS THE REST OF MY ACTIVISM AT RISK WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN SPIT OUT A FUCKING SENTENCE WITHOUT THAT CORRUPT CRACK HEAD BEHAVING ERRATICALLY AND VIOLATING STATE AND FEDERAL LAW, CAUSE SHE FUCKING FEELS LIKE IT!

Alright, y'all...just wanted to let you know I love you for life, cause you're a good guy...I can TELL YOU, A HELL of a lot of people across the city NOW see it in you...so just sit back and enjoy the comedy stylings of Zuma Dogg in the spirit of Andy Kaufman.

ZD

VILLARAIGOSA & CITY COUNCIL: THIS IS THE WORST, NIGHTMARE BLOG POST YOU HAVE EVER READ (ZD knows how to HIT where it REALLY Hurts! Right, Herb?)

[Pictured: City Hall...we HAVE a problem!]

CLEARLY Los Angeles City Council's JAN PERRY pissed off Zuma Dogg to the point where the rest of city council and mayor Antonio Villaraigosa are certain to regret the loose-cannon, big-mouth's erratic and ILLEGAL violations of the iconic living legend's STATE AND FEDERAL PROTECTED FREE SPEECH RIGHTS!

So I guess the past four years has just been warm up, because as Los Angeles City Council and mayor Antonio Villaraigosa will see in this post...ZUMA DOGG IS GOING PLACES HE HAS NEVER GONE WITH YOU LOW-GRADE, EMOTIONALLY AND INTELLECTUALLY CRIPPLED DEGENERATES:

I'M SURE ALL AT CITY HALL CAN AGREE, THIS IS THE WORST NIGHTMARE BLOG POST YOU HAVE EVER SEEN. I MAY AS WELL HAVE NOT EVEN POSTED ANYTHING TO THIS POINT, AS FAR AS COUNCIL AND LOSERAIGOSA IS CONCERNED. Hey Antonio, do you still consider yourself a, "rising political superstar," or is that dream over for this lifetime?

KEEP READING, BITCHES: Here's the new script for the next "ZumaSHOW" I'll record later and run on a loop on all my blogs...AND when I return to council chambers, THIS is what public comment will sound like!:

1. Help SUPPORT my blogging and activism. Look at all the content from the past week at http://LADailyBlog.Please PayPal, now. Gotta eat today! 36 minutes ago from HootSuite
2. Now HERE is what I call "Public Comment." Zuma Dogg SCREAMING HIS HEAD OFF at little hillbilly fuck DWP GM David Freeman: http://ow.ly/19EYA 39 minutes ago from HootSuite
3. I noticed, once again, the my ZumaTimes.Blogspot send posts HIGHER up the rankings than LADailyBlog for some reason. Whatever works? 40 minutes ago from HootSuite
4. @JoseHuizar wants to shut down all but 70 marijuana collectives, putting sales back on gang streets. Makes you question financial motives. about 1 hour ago from HootSuite
5. After L.A. drug ring says marijuana collectives are hurting illegal street business, @JoseHuizar wants to shut down all but 70? (From 1000) about 1 hour ago from HootSuite
6. GO EASY ON R. ALARCON over residency issue: He CAN'T live in his home in his district. The "hero" is constantly harassed by his own people. about 1 hour ago from HootSuite
7. Tell Eric Garcetti city cars are for city business and CMs should not be driving them DRUNK. You may hit a kid on bike then pay off family. about 1 hour ago from HootSuite
8. When you City Councilman Grieg Smith park w handicap placard , tell able body CM to park like rest of us and leave space for REAL handicap! about 1 hour ago from HootSuite
9. Zuma Dogg has been playing nice: NICENESS OVER, Council! Herb Wesson, on your insurance policy, does it say, "NON smoker?" ZD will clarify! about 1 hour ago from HootSuite
10. People seem to LOVE reading about the crack pipe bumps on Jan Perry's lip.My blog posts are getting record level hits on BlogNetNews ranker. about 1 hour ago from HootSuite
11. MAYOR JAN PERRY, U have HUGE campaign problem: ZUMA DOGG! Did test post to see how hard I can FUCK U on GOOGLE: TOP POST! http://ow.ly/19EF6 about 1 hour ago from HootSuite
12. Thank GOODNESS City of L.A. FINALLY get serious about cutting waste: Dept of Nutty Empowerment (DONE) being dismantled this week. Nice start about 1 hour ago from HootSuite
13. I hope The Voice newspaper enjoyed the ad for their good friend they ran during the mayoral campaign. Hope you enjoyed the money! about 1 hour ago from HootSuite
14. HERB WESSON: If LAPD is called to your home over domestic violence, are you allowed to just send them away as CM? Are you above the law? about 2 hours ago from HootSuite
15. MESSAGE TO L.A. CITY COUNCIL: I feel you have crossed the line violating my rights. Now, I will show the stuff I have been holding back! about 2 hours ago from HootSuite
16. Hey Herb Wesson: If LAPD is called to your home for domestic violence, can you just send them away as CM? Are You Above The Law? (HI Jan!) about 2 hours ago from HootSuite
17. Zuma Dogg Catches DWP David Freeman Walking Down The Street and Zuma BLASTS THE DUMB LITTLE HILLBILLY'S ASS (I thin... http://ow.ly/16D5AV about 3 hours ago from HootSuite
18. Don't you WISH you could see little hillbilly shit David Freeman walking down the street so you could BLAST HIS ASS! http://ow.ly/19Dik about 3 hours ago from HootSuite
19. BREAKING NEWS: City Makes Technical Error on Zuma Dogg's 30 Day Council Meeting Ban: CARMEN TRUTANICH, PLEASE SPEAK... http://ow.ly/16D0WB about 8 hours ago from HootSuite
20. CITY COUNCIL made a technical mistake when they banned Zuma Dogg for 30 council days. City Attorney O'Connell will confirm, OR ELSE!!! about 8 hours ago from HootSuite
21. L.A. Daily Blog PayPal Donation Break - Help Support #1 Ranking Blog in STATE Over Past 12 Weeks! http://ow.ly/16D0q6 about 9 hours ago from HootSuite
22. CITY ATTORNEY DION O'CONNELL: City made mistake when they banned me. My public comment was OVER since Jan already cut me off. WATCH TAPE! about 9 hours ago from HootSuite
23. L.A. Daily Blog: When you want to reach a mass readership beyond small group of the same nutty NC activists who post comments to each other. about 16 hours ago from HootSuite
24. LA DAILY BLOG: #2 this week on Blog Net News ranker of 100 CA news blogs. Please support with PayPal donation. BLOWING OTHER BLOGS AWAY! about 16 hours ago from HootSuite
25. Oh no: L.A. City Council's JAN PERRY currently trying to see what can be done about all of this Zuma Dogg stuff this weekend. Not chambers! about 17 hours ago from HootSuite
26. SEIU MEMBERS: When you are surrounding Jan Perry, shouting her down at next press conference, please leave some room for ZD. I'M LOUD! about 17 hours ago from HootSuite
27. DRUG COUNSELOR in City Hall chambers said, "ZD look at bumps on Jan Perry's lip. Consistent with crack pipe use. NOT KIDDING! Eyes, too. about 17 hours ago from HootSuite
28. HA HA to L.A. City Councilmember Jan Perry who now realizes that she should have kept her crack-pipe bumped lips SHUT! JUST STARTING, Jan! about 17 hours ago from HootSuite
29. ZUMA DOGG FOR MAYOR: YES, Jan Perry, I AM ANNOUNCING EARLY, I WILL BE RUNNING FOR MAYOR, so I can BLAST YOU in the press! YOUR BAD! about 19 hours ago from HootSuite
30. NEED BUDGET TAKE & ADVICE: ZD likes to start with Bernard Parks, David Zahniser & Mike Hernandez. HAVE BEEN RIGHT ALL ALONG, PAST 3 YEARS! about 19 hours ago from HootSuite
31. JAN PERRY: Why did a bail bondsman who reads my blog leave a message saying they want to talk to me? Have to call them back. My cell is out. about 19 hours ago from HootSuite
32. DO NOT CUT STAFF FROM JAN PERRY'S OFFICE: She will need them to reply to Zuma Dogg's PUBLIC RECORDS REQUESTS in legal time frame. about 19 hours ago from HootSuite
33. JAN PERRY: Hope your office isn't too busy. I have questions that require documents from your office. Get ready for Public Records Requests! about 19 hours ago from HootSuite
34. JAN PERRY: How many times has Zuma Dogg warned you, DO NOT GET INTO PERSONAL PISSING MATCH WITH CRAZY PERSON WITH NOTHING TO LOSE! YOU LOSE! about 19 hours ago from HootSuite
35. JAN PERRY CAN NO LONGER HOLD PRESS EVENTS ON CITY HALL STEPS: Unless she wants ZUMADOGG to shout her down entire time. FREE SPEECH OUTSIDE! about 19 hours ago from HootSuite
36. JAN PERRY: Better not have any PUBLIC PRESS EVENTS at PUBLIC PLACES. Zuma Dogg can SHOUT YOU DOWN ALL DAY LONG! No sound bite for you! BOO! about 19 hours ago from HootSuite
37. 2010 PREDICTION: L.A. Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa will be forced to step down as mayor in agreement with Attny General over PensionGate. about 19 hours ago from HootSuite
38. ANTONIO VILLARAIGOSA'S WEENIE is in a Chinese finger trap. It's all closing in on you, Chumptonio, from ALL ANGLES. State, Federal & local! about 20 hours ago from HootSuite
39. SEIU gonna stick it to Villaragiosa the way he sticks it to LU PARKER! But they'll stick it to him for longer than a minute. Wear a condom! about 20 hours ago from HootSuite
40. VILLARAIGOSA ASKING CITY WORKERS TO TAKE 15% PAY CUT: City workers asking Villaraigosa to cut wine consumption by 15%. HE REALLY IS DRUNK! about 20 hours ago from HootSuite
41. Villaragiosa on "All My Chldren": Do you think they let him wear his elevator shoes, or take them off to be same height as petite Erika? about 20 hours ago from HootSuite
42. ANTONIO VILLARAGIOSA: Find the GIANT within! Shouldn't feel the need to wear elevator shoes to feel good. You have Lu Parker, yoga & wine. about 20 hours ago from HootSuite
43. ANTONIO VILLARAIGOSA: You may wonder why I am poking fun at you for wearing elevator shoes, this weekend. Ask your gal Jan Perry! BIG MOUTH! about 20 hours ago from HootSuite
44. Last time I saw Antonio Villaragiosa, I thought I had osteoporosis and was shrinking. He was just wearing elevator shoes. (Whew!) about 20 hours ago from HootSuite
45. HEY ANTONIO VILLARAIOGSA: When you are run out of town and hopping on plane out of here, remember to take elevator shoes off at check point. about 20 hours ago from HootSuite
46. JAN PERRY has MUCH BIGGER problems than ZUMA DOGG...City Unions HATE HER ASS...Are going to pay her back. Watch her district's trash! LOL! about 20 hours ago from HootSuite
47. WENDY GREUEL better warn Tommy he can't watch: When FEDERAL JUDGE rules on code of conduct, "kids watching" argument won't mean SHIT to ZD! about 20 hours ago from HootSuite
48. FEDERAL ORDER COMING FROM JUDGE on Matt Dowd's "Code of Conduct" injunction filed against City Hall. Council betting BIG on LOSING hand! about 20 hours ago from HootSuite
49. JAN PERRY is going to find out how FRUSTRATING it is to see ZD blog posts about her topping Google search engines when she runs for mayor. about 20 hours ago from HootSuite
50. TO REPEAT, part of Zuma Dogg's FEDERAL lawsuit settlement with L.A. City will REQUIRE JAN PERRY may no longer preside over meetings! Sorry. about 20 hours ago from HootSuite
51. Part of Zuma Dogg's settlement with City will demand Jan Perry may not longer preside over meetings. Will force her down as Pro Tem. Sorry. about 20 hours ago from HootSuite
52. HOW MUCH YOU WANNA BET Jan Perry will NEVER preside over Zuma Dogg's public comment again. Will have to work around it. Sorry Jan, REVOKED! about 20 hours ago from HootSuite
53. JAN PERRY: You can't wear floppy hats to cast shadows over bags under your eyes, EVERY DAY. Try Prep H under eye lids! And stay off crack! about 20 hours ago from HootSuite
54. L.A. City Council's JAN PERRY: You can't wear hats EVERYDAY. For all your money, can't you buy some ROGAINE? They make it for women, too! about 20 hours ago from HootSuite
55. JAN PERRY FOR MAYOR?: Not anymore. Zuma Dogg knows how to FUCK YOU UP GOOD in Google Search engines. STARTING NOW FOR NEXT ELECTION! about 20 hours ago from HootSuite
56. @EricGarcetti U don't want judge to rule on code of conduct. Once INJUNCTED, ANYTHING GOES IN CHAMBERS. If you settle, judge doesn't rule! about 21 hours ago from HootSuite

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BREAKING NEWS: City Makes Technical Error on Zuma Dogg's 30 Day Council Meeting Ban: CARMEN TRUTANICH, PLEASE SPEAK WITH DION O'CONNELL OVER THIS